Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
This show got really deep fast.
this is like marxist theory of labor jesus CHRIST
ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC